The policeman caught wanking in a park has been charged with handling swollen goods
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I've met this girl at work and I'm seriously thinking of moving in with her. She's not exactly pretty but she has triple glazing, a ground source heat pump and insulation to die for.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The latest video to go viral shows a policeman masturbating on a park bench in Croydon.
It's always reassuring to see a bobby on the beat.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Well that will be more fuel for the Anti Tobacco Campaign.
Heavy smoker Dot Cotton cut down in her prime at the age of 95!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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for some of our congregation:
Whenever my wife asks to use the laptop, it's always a mad dash to scrub it clean of all the hardcore porn first.
I'm unemployed, but always tell people I'm a Windows cleaner.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I don't like to brag about my wealth, but yesterday, I had the heating onAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My cat walks down the steps in front of me like he's the beneficiary of my life insurance.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For Dr Strangelove
Someone called me crazy the other day. I don't listen to that voice anymore.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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for aTw
I give my girlfriend a blow job every night. It's how I get her inflatedAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Erectile Dysfunction? What does it mean? Come on now, not hard, is it?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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