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    The Brazilian army have apparently been supplied with 35,000 viagra tablets.


    This must make them one of the hardest armies in the world.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      GB News claim that Putin would benefit if Johnson resigned.

      I disagree. The Conservative Party has a range of ready replacements, who are equally as tulip.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        When Lord Nelson died he was 5 feet tall. His statue in London is 15 feet tall.


        That's Horatio of 3:1.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          I can't believe I got discharged from the Navy, all because I was 2 seconds late during a 21 gun salute.
          That's bang out of order.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Alpacin Caffeine shampoo - 'German engineering for your hair!'

            Anybody else concerned about trusting German shower products?
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              My Aunt is 75% Bolivian

              Olivia
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Come in number 9 your time is up.
                Boss, we’ve only got 8 boats.
                No 6 are you in trouble?
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Nicola Sturgeon has received a warning from police, after being pictured without a face mask in public last weekend.

                  I know she's no oil painting, but surely that's a bit harsh.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    one for PC

                    I walked my pet sheep to the end of the street and was given a ticket for making a ewe turn.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      I've started dating a girl who's doing a master's degree in literature.

                      She asked me the other night what I thought about Poe.

                      I told her I was a big fan of his early work, but I must say my favourite is now Tinky Winky.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

                      Comment

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