So basically when porn stars take off their clothes.
They're getting dressed for work...
They're getting dressed for work...
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At the police station I claimed that the reason I broke into that guy's house is because I thought he was a dangerous lunatic and that he possessed some dangerous illegal weapons which I wanted to rid him of.
I wonder if I'll get a knighthood for this?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Vin Diesel eats two meals at the start of each day:
Breakfast
&
Breakfurious.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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"Did you know Joseph Stalin had a prosthetic made out of a vegetable?"
"Really? The dictator?"
"Oh, I heard it was his leg".…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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The human variant of bird flu recently detected in the UK has been called Crowvid-19…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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The other day, my wife accused me of dressing up as Matt Damon's secret agent character.
She must think I was Bourne yesterday.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I'm thinking of switching my energy supplier from Red Bull to Lucozade.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Last night my wife and I started punching each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and singing 'Eye of the Tiger'.
I think our marriage is going through a Rocky patch.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Got my bloody viagra mixed up with my sleeping tablets last night!
Managed to get 40 wanks....Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Because the idiots in marketing never thought / had the balls to run the ad when Andrew first got caught out:
"Woking Pizza Express - so good you'll forget everything else you did that night."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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