Jethro...R.I.P.
What's Jethro's wife getting for Christmas?
A smaller turkey...
What's Jethro's wife getting for Christmas?
A smaller turkey...
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Bought the kids a jigsaw for Xmas, worst thing I ever bought them.
By 10 o'clock they'd all cut their bloody fingers off!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I met some chess enthusiasts in a hotel lobby recently. All they did was brag about how good they were at the game.
There's nothing worse than chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Who administers the vaccines in the Star Wars universe?
Jabber the Hut.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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My wife's meals are fit for a god.
They are burnt offerings.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What does Prince Andrew want for Christmas?
According to him, 'To pull a little cracker'.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I saw this sign in a restaurant window 'CHICKEN DINNERS £1'
went in, paid £1, and they gave me a bowl of corn.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Bridgend Conservative MP Jamie Wallis has been arrested on suspicion of driving whilst unfit.
Flip me... I better get down the gym.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because we are tired of using our own...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I only said that I prefer Warwick Castle to Caernarfon Castle and the Welsh Tourist Board blocked me.
What's the world coming to in 2021?. Punished for Fort Crime.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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