Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

There's a hurricane hitting where I live right now which reminds me of that old joke:

Why is a woman like a hurricane?

They're not. I get a day off work when a hurricane comes.

[vetran]

My wife watches Judge Judy religiously.

She's practicing Judyism.

[vetran]

Congratulations to Jeff Bezos on the successful touchdown of his space capsule...



...his second-most expensive separation in a year.

[NotAllThere]

you really are about as funny as a terminal cancer diagnosis.

Genius.
It's the way you tell 'em.

[vetran]

I've just completed a course in critical thinking. It was rubbish.

[vetran]

People say you never see white dog turds in this country any more.

Nonsense. Tommy Robinson and Katie Hopkins are always in the news.

[vetran]

Doesn't it make you proud to hear Thomas Bach of Germany, President of the International Olympic Committee, address the world at the Tokyo Olympics?





In English.

[vetran]

What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Kerry Katona?

One's a despot and the other's desperate.

[vetran]

Gok Wan's bisexual brother is doing a book signing and, for every book sold this week, Gok is adding his signature too.


It's Bi Wan, Gok Wan free.

[vetran]

North Korea is testing out a rocket that some believe is going to be launched to the moon. The problem is they can’t find an astronaut who will go to the moon and then willingly return to North Korea.