1 in 3 women suffer from period pains. The other two masochist freaks enjoy it.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
I saw a sign in a car today "I am a vet so I drive like an animal". There are a lot of gynaecologists out there.Comment
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How do you get an old lady to drop the c-bomb?
Get another one to shout "Bingo!"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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My granddad always used to say, "As one door closes another one opens. "
Lovely fellow, tulip submarine captain.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I woke up this morning and thought I had tunnel vision.
Luckily it was a false alarm, the wife just fancied a 69.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Gynaecology is like pizza delivery; it doesn't matter how good it smells, you still can't eat it.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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I've been in a same sex marriage for a few years now.
I'm not gay, my wife's just really boring in bed.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Who is the coolest locum doctor in the hospital?
The hip replacement guyFirst they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. But Gandhi never had to deal with HMRC
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My wife went to the doctors with a bad leg.
She came back and said, "The Doctor told me I can't drive."
I said, "Well I could have ******* told you that."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy bearAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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