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[LondonManc]

1 in 3 women suffer from period pains. The other two masochist freaks enjoy it.

[BrilloPad]

I saw a sign in a car today "I am a vet so I drive like an animal". There are a lot of gynaecologists out there.

[LondonManc]

How do you get an old lady to drop the c-bomb?
Get another one to shout "Bingo!"

[vetran]

My granddad always used to say, "As one door closes another one opens. "

Lovely fellow, tulip submarine captain.

[vetran]

I woke up this morning and thought I had tunnel vision.

Luckily it was a false alarm, the wife just fancied a 69.

[LondonManc]

Gynaecology is like pizza delivery; it doesn't matter how good it smells, you still can't eat it.

[vetran]

I've been in a same sex marriage for a few years now.

I'm not gay, my wife's just really boring in bed.

[RonBW]

Who is the coolest locum doctor in the hospital?

The hip replacement guy

[vetran]

My wife went to the doctors with a bad leg.
She came back and said, "The Doctor told me I can't drive."
I said, "Well I could have ******* told you that."

[vetran]

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy bear