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    You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter.

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      "You know, I'm not very good at magic - I can only do half of a trick. Yes - I'm a member of the Magic Semi-circle"

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        Tim Vine?
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          My boss told me I should dress for the job I want, not the job I have.

          So now I'm sat in an HR review meeting dressed as Batman.
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            BrilloPad ensure your next marriage proposal comes as a complete surprise by asking your girlfriend while she's having a poo.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              If you want to experience your very own fully immersive Brexit negotiations, try cancelling your gym membership.
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                I had to divorce my wife because she loved sex in the morning.

                Right after I left for work.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  I am so much in debt , I can start a government.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

                    An ambulance
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Newton's Third Law of Women:

                      For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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