My missus said " Why do you like me to give you a blow job so much"?
I said " It's the only time I can get ten minutes of silence"!
I said " It's the only time I can get ten minutes of silence"!
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Sir Bradley Wiggins has retired.
He won't have to cycle,to work anymore.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For NLYUK
That job-interview did not go well.
Apparently being a part of a gang-bang is not proof that you work well in teams.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Proper tight
My wife was moaning at me, saying I never take her out anywhere.
I said " I only took you out just last week for tea and biscuits, don't be so ungrateful"
She said " Yes I know, it cost me a pint of blood you bastard "!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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eww
What have George Michael and Ayrton Senna got in Common??
They both died with Skid marks on their helmet.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My wife slammed down her fists and cried "Why must you question everything I say!?"
"Everything???" I repliedAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Just had an argument with my vacuum cleaner.
I'm sure we will sort things out once the dust settlesAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My American flatmate is homesick, so I decided to make him feel more at home. I just shot him.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"This is the eighth time I've caught you with your cock in the Frosties, what the **** is going on?!" screamed my wife.
"I'm sorry, love," I replied, "I'm a cereal rapist."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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