"BT" Helpdesk

[BABABlackSheep]

1 hour ago.

*Ring Ring* *Ring Ring*

Me: Hello
*pause*
Other: Hi Yes my name is ... I'm from BT
Me: Hi
Other: You have people on your internet
Me: Oh really, that's not good
Other: Yes, are you in-front of your pc?
Me: Yes, but wait a minute, what's your telephone number
Other: Why you need my telephone number
Me: So I can phone you back at BT
Other: what you need to phone me for
Me: Because you don't work for BT you *ickhead*, just *uck off and get a proper *ucking job, you *wat,
Other..........you *uck off too



Actually enjoyed the exchange. He's lucky because I was busy and the last guy that tried it, I managed to keep on the phone for 20 mins(15 of which on hold)before telling him where to go.

[xoggoth]

Yeh. Always getting calls from "BT" or my "internet provider". Don't have your patience, I just swear and slam the phone down.

[BrilloPad]

Mrs BP once gave the phone to baby bp. It was a lasdy fraudster who sounded Indian. He asked her if she liked curry!

[NotAllThere]

I got one of these tossers and just hung up on him as he was in mid spiel. He then phoned back.

"Why did you hang up on me?"
"Because you're a ******* scammer. Does your mother know what your doing?".
bzzzzzzzzz

[ladymuck]

It's ways good fun to waste their time. It's a public service, preventing them from scamming people who could be misled.

[cojak]

I just keep them going and then tell them that I have a Mac.

That normally stresses them out.

[DoctorStrangelove]

I tell 'em I'm running Win3.11.

The bafflement is extreme in doing the needful.

[ladymuck]

I once told them I didn't have a computer because the electromagnetic waves they give off causes cancer and I went on try and sell them some healing crystals to protect them from the very dangerous work they're doing

[xoggoth]

2 more such calls today! **** nuisances!

[SimonMac]

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