Online Dating

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Fat girlfriends cost more to run. Extra food, extra drink and don't forget you get lower MPG with all the weight in the car.

Something to think about when choosing your next partner.

[freakydancer]

Fat girlfriends cost more to run. Extra food, extra drink and don't forget you get lower MPG with all the weight in the car.

Something to think about when choosing your next partner.

Plus steel girders under the beds, reinforced staircases, locks on all cupboards/fridges/larders, clothing repair bills, concrete furniture, broken chairs in restaurants and two seats instead of one on planes.

These things have to be taken into consideration.

[SallyAnne]

Plus steel girders under the beds, reinforced staircases, locks on all cupboards/fridges/larders, clothing repair bills, concrete furniture, broken chairs in restaurants and two seats instead of one on planes.

These things have to be taken into consideration.

That is true - I broke our bed this morning

[freakydancer]

That is true - I broke our bed this morning

Dearie me.

I bet the floorboards took a pounding when you landed on them aswell?

[Francko]

Fat girlfriends cost more to run. Extra food, extra drink and don't forget you get lower MPG with all the weight in the car.

Something to think about when choosing your next partner.

Good things don't come for free.

[el duder]

So are you going then? Are you nervous?

yup im going alright, i dont think shes gonna be a proper lard arse, but if she is then im going to make my excuses after one drink and head home.

ill let you know how it all goes tommorrow morning.

unfortunatly she isnt a geordie, but she is northern. so who knows what i might get?

[freakydancer]

Good things don't come for free.

Very true, but slim people are a lot cheaper to run.

I can live on a fivers worth of food a day, whereas the "larger boned" among us may spend that on their post fry-up savoury snacks to keep them going until elevenses.

[sasguru]

... im going to make my excuses after one drink and head home...

Can of sprite?

[SallyAnne]

Dearie me.

I bet the floorboards took a pounding when you landed on them aswell?

Thankfully the matress cushioned me

I must start having a word with myself (she says as she finishes off the last of her Hotel Chocolat prezzies)

[Antman]

get her a red-bull and vodka n you'll be up to your apricots in kipper!