Online Dating

[el duder]

You dont want to date a fat lass because you're scared what it says about you.

woah lets not be jumping to any conclusions here. its not about me.

its about the facts.

fat people are lazy
fat people are crap in bed
fat people have no energy
fat people do not like exercise
fat people like eating too much
fat people like the sound of their own voices

fact.

[SallyAnne]

woah lets not be jumping to any conclusions here. its not about me.

its about the facts.

fat people are lazy
fat people are crap in bed
fat people have no energy
fat people do not like exercise
fat people like eating too much
fat people like the sound of their own voices

fact.

Well at least you have a conversation starter for tonight I'm guessing it'll be no blow job for you!

[freakydancer]

Well at least you have a conversation starter for tonight I'm guessing it'll be no blow job for you!

May be a blessing in disguise. She may well be a bit peckish at the time, and that could cause all sorts of problems.

[el duder]

I'm guessing it'll be no blow job for you!

a blowie on the first date?

you geordie lasses are mint.

[SallyAnne]

May be a blessing in disguise. She may well be a bit peckish at the time, and that could cause all sorts of problems.

Dont you start aswell!

[SallyAnne]

a blowie on the first date?

you geordie lasses are mint.

Whats wrong with that like - isn't that first base?

So are you going then? Are you nervous?

[freakydancer]

Dont you start aswell!

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

I'll retreat back into my corner and keep quiet....

[freakydancer]

a blowie on the first date?

you geordie lasses are mint.

They're game for it up there matey.

Good girls.

[SallyAnne]

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

I'll retreat back into my corner and keep quiet....

ha ha ha - dont be stupid. Us geordie lasses always prefer to take more than one lad at a time anyway

[sasguru]

It's that old proverb, innit:

A bird as large as 2 birds in the hand is worth one with a big bush.