Online Dating

[freakydancer]

yup im going alright, i dont think shes gonna be a proper lard arse, but if she is then im going to make my excuses after one drink and head home.

ill let you know how it all goes tommorrow morning.

unfortunatly she isnt a geordie, but she is northern. so who knows what i might get?

Maybe you could get her elocution lessons?

So she can talk proper init.

She'll probably be eating too many crisps to hold a conversation anyway. And if you do need a quick escape route, simply chuck a pack of pork scratchings on the floor.

She'll be after them like a dog after a rabbit.

[sasguru]

Anyway speaking of picking up birds, anyone ever been out clubbing on Christmas day?
First time ever for me and the females were full of good cheer and very obliging ....

[SallyAnne]

Anyway speaking of picking up birds, anyone ever been out clubbing on Christmas day?
First time ever for me and the females were full of good cheer and very obliging ....

How did you get on SAS - last I heard you were hoping to pick up a little minx?

[n5gooner]

question about the larger lady, having only ever dated thinner ones, are they as tight 'down there' as their thinner counterparts ???

[el duder]

Thankfully the matress cushioned me

So how did you break the bed? Was someone giving you a good pounding when it happened?

[el duder]

question about the larger lady, having only ever dated thinner ones, are they as tight 'down there' as their thinner counterparts ???

no, its like putting your mop into a bucket.

[n5gooner]

So how did you break the bed? Was someone giving you a good pounding when it happened?

[freakydancer]

So how did you break the bed? Was someone giving you a good pounding when it happened?

Methinks the 72nd mince pie was the straw that broke the camels back.

[SallyAnne]

So how did you break the bed? Was someone giving you a good pounding when it happened?

I refuse to answer that question due to my crippling shyness

[sasguru]

How did you get on SAS - last I heard you were hoping to pick up a little minx?

Got a session of tonsil tennis ...