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[freakydancer]

She was certainly wearing a Santa hat and well up for it. But my guilt stopped me from taking it further...

Guilt?? why the guilt???

[SallyAnne]

She was certainly wearing a Santa hat and well up for it. But my guilt stopped me from taking it further...

Oh, you idiot! You only live once man, and if your lass knew you'd went clubbing she'd suspect you of getting up to no good anyway! I bet you get grief anyway

[freakydancer]

Had to look that up. Looks a little like a dog turd ...

Hmmm, can't really respond to that.

Bugger.

[sasguru]

Guilt?? why the guilt???

My gf was away and I was taking advantage. Mind you what they don't know doesn't hurt them, so maybe I should've.

[SallyAnne]

If food was the biggest expense for women I would agree with you. Unfortunately, it's only a small part of the total bill. And also chubby women do actually enjoy dining out (which makes the evening a much more plesant experience), instead of the tiny ones who spend 100 pounds to dine in a posh place where they serve you peanuts just for the furniture and hi-fi system.

Franko, you sound like a truly top bloke mate. Do you have a Mrs Franko? cause if not I think you should get yourself up to the north east and fill your boots!

[freakydancer]

Franko, you sound like a truly top bloke mate. Do you have a Mrs Franko? cause if not I think you should get yourself up to the north east and fill your boots!

.....and watch the ladies filling their faces.

[el duder]

Franko, you sound like a truly top bloke mate. Do you have a Mrs Franko? cause if not I think you should get yourself up to the north east and fill your boots!

so SallyAnne your a fat northern bloater then?

Franko. Go for your life mate. Get in upto your armpits.

[freakydancer]

My gf was away and I was taking advantage. Mind you what they don't know doesn't hurt them, so maybe I should've.

Exactly mate.

If you're going to get in trouble with the missus, you may as well go the whole way as you're ****ed anyway, no matter what you do.

[SallyAnne]

so SallyAnne your a fat northern bloater then?

Yep. I think I've gone to the extreme recently like - I need to step it down a peg or two

[freakydancer]

- I need to step it down a peg or two

Pegs?? Sorry, but I think it's pies that may be the issue here.

Or are are you a peg selling wife of Papa Lazarou?