Online Dating

[freakydancer]

question about the larger lady, having only ever dated thinner ones, are they as tight 'down there' as their thinner counterparts ???

Like chucking a sausage roll down Oxford St mate.

[el duder]

I refuse to answer that question due to my crippling shyness

oh come on tell all...

[Francko]

Very true, but slim people are a lot cheaper to run.

I can live on a fivers worth of food a day, whereas the "larger boned" among us may spend that on their post fry-up savoury snacks to keep them going until elevenses.

If food was the biggest expense for women I would agree with you. Unfortunately, it's only a small part of the total bill. And also chubby women do actually enjoy dining out (which makes the evening a much more plesant experience), instead of the tiny ones who spend 100 pounds to dine in a posh place where they serve you peanuts just for the furniture and hi-fi system.

[SallyAnne]

no, its like putting your mop into a bucket.

Hmmm - that may be saying more about the size of your mop eh duder!

[sasguru]

Like chucking a sausage roll down Oxford St mate.

In your case a mini sausage roll?

[n5gooner]

In your case a mini sausage roll?

better than a vegi mini sausage roll then !!

[SallyAnne]

Got a session of tonsil tennis ...

Good work! Was it a sexy little santa girl? Or were you too hammerred to tell?

[sasguru]

Good work! Was it a sexy little santa girl? Or were you too hammerred to tell?

She was certainly wearing a Santa hat and well up for it. But my guilt stopped me from taking it further...

[freakydancer]

In your case a mini sausage roll?

Kielbasa mate.

[sasguru]

Kielbasa mate.

Had to look that up. Looks a little like a dog turd ...