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[jh0711]

fat birds being tighter or not.......

consider the odd porn movie you may stumble on - maybe some of those 'specialist' ones which involve 'insertion' of various objects (cucumber/baseball bat/lawnmower etc)

you will notice that most of these birds are 'thin' (what is thin anyway up to size 12/14/16 - probably needs clarifying!)

and with some of them you could drive your car in

anyway in summation

it is not the packaging on the outside which determines the 'tightness' more the usage of said orifice!

[MarillionFan]

El-duder did tell me he only likes to date skinny, short lasses. He said he gets embrarrassed when his todger only fits in half the palm of a hand on bigger lasses.

[sasguru]

anyway in summation

it is not the packaging on the outside which determines the 'tightness' more the usage of said orifice!

And considering most fat lasses will not have got as much, they are probably tighter...

[jh0711]

just wrong!

if any of you have lasses which have had children I hope you slipped the surgeon an extra tenner for a few more stitches

makes it feel like the first time all over again

[el duder]

Did she take the news well?

nah didnt say anything.

[jh0711]

maybe she just thought you were a f*****kin pr*ck for being so shallow and did not feel she wanted to spend any further time or effort on someone with a depth of 0.2 mm

[el duder]

maybe she just thought you were a f*****kin pr*ck for being so shallow and did not feel she wanted to spend any further time or effort on someone with a depth of 0.2 mm

oh dear. so aggressive.

[jh0711]

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Yep. She was fat.

Think Chris Moyles, but a female version.

which is such a lovely way to describe a lady

[el duder]

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which is such a lovely way to describe a lady

yes, but not aggressive.

[SallyAnne]

So did you last the whole night then? Or did you get an emergency phone call?

Well done for going out anyway mate - I'm sure it was better than just staying in alone.