Online Dating

[el duder]

Due to my unfortunate circumstances with born again christian ex gf, i am lightening the load between xmas and new year by going on a date tonight with a girl, who in her description says she is 'curvaceous'.

I have seen a pic, she is attractive facially, but it doesnt give much away on her body shape.

What should i be expecting here, fat arse and fat tatties? Or 'hollywood curves'?

Mr Sprite.

[sasguru]

Sa.

Hth.

[SallyAnne]

Yes I'm afraid Sas is right. If you've only seen her face, and she's described herself as curvascious, then yes, she's a large lady.

But dont rule her out!! Us fat chicks have a lot to offer!!

We try harder.
We hardly ever moan about stuff (except walking far).
We love food and beer.
We're mostly a good laugh.
We're warm and squishy, which is just what you need on a winters night!

You just go and have a great time mate - and dont be ashamed to fancy the fat bird! The only men who'll take the piss are the bitter ones who are stood on their own!

[threaded]

curvaceous = whale

Take along talc or a bag of flour.

[el duder]

curvaceous = whale

Well the thing is my ex would be a classic example of curvy, she was by no means fat, but had a good bust and ass on her.

Im worried. I dont want to date a fat girl.

[sasguru]

curvaceous = whale

Take along talc or a bag of flour.

You're hardly in a position to talk. What do women bring when they come to see you? A small fishing net?

[VectraMan]

And if you take her back to your place, make sure all your pies are well hidden.

[SallyAnne]

Well the thing is my ex would be a classic example of curvy, she was by no means fat, but had a good bust and ass on her.

Im worried. I dont want to date a fat girl.

You dont have to "date" her you wufter.

Balls to you - you dont deserve her. Spare her the ordeal and just dont turn up. Sounds like she'd be better off.

[el duder]

Sounds like she'd be better off.

sounds like there is a fattie back lash going on, calm down calm down you lot.

dont get to so heated over the fat issue. i know most of you are probably a bunch of bloaters anyway, but no need to take it personally.

fatsos.

[SallyAnne]

sounds like there is a fattie back lash going on, calm down calm down you lot.

dont get to so heated over the fat issue. i know most of you are probably a bunch of bloaters anyway, but no need to take it personally.

fatsos.

You dont want to date a fat lass because you're scared what it says about you.

But basically, the fact that you cant get a date over xmas and new year, so you've resulted in going online to find a stranger, says a lot more me thinks