Is it more than the number of decent contracts you have had?
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How many woman have you had sex with?
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Originally posted by ViolentCheeseIs it more than the number of decent contracts you have had?
Not sure if thats a good or bad thing -
I've never had a decent contract!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Never enough. In the Times the other day they had an article on what people regretted on their death bed. Most said not having got enough shagging.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by ViolentCheeseIs it more than the number of decent contracts you have had?
Only ever had one woman but she's the best there isComment
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Originally posted by xoggothNever enough. In the Times the other day they had an article on what people regretted on their death bed. Most said not having got enough shagging.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostOn the other hand, the more sexual partners you have, the higher the risk of prostate cancer...Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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More than I can count on the fingers of one hand !!!
**Wanders off to find a sharp knife so he can start cutting off some fingers....Comment
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It's an odd one. Incidence is relatively high, it's the 2nd most common form of cancer in men, but mortality is quite low.
UK figures for 1998 showed an incidence of 60 cases per 100,000 male population but mortality of only 24 per 100,000 population. Theres no correlation between incidence and mortality either. Finlands incidence rate is over 120/100k but mortality is still on 25/100k. The UK is well down on the league table of European contries for incidence of prostate cancer but thasts probably due to poor diagnosis than anything else.
My ex-wife is a GP and doctors regularly describe it as something you die with, not of. By the time you get to be old enough that it is a serious problem something else is far more likely to finish you off first."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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