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Lucifer Box replied

15 November 2006, 13:53
Originally posted by Lucy

So that's 33.3 a year then ?

You might say that but I couldn't possibly comment.
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Lucy replied

15 November 2006, 13:29
Originally posted by Lucifer Box

666, of course.

668 if you include that swingers' party at the neighbour of the beast.

It's the way I tell them.

So that's 33.3 a year then ?
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Lucifer Box replied

15 November 2006, 13:20
Originally posted by Lucy

Don't believe you've revealed your numbers to us yet LB ...

666, of course.

668 if you include that swingers' party at the neighbour of the beast.

It's the way I tell them.
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Lucy replied

15 November 2006, 12:36
Originally posted by Lucifer Box

I know, it is, but in the case of El Duder / Free Wiley / Sprite Boy it is definitely a case of harsh but fair.

Don't believe you've revealed your numbers to us yet LB ...
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Xenophon replied

15 November 2006, 12:22
100+
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DaveB replied

15 November 2006, 11:06
Originally posted by Ardesco

Hmm, if it's you are more childlike as you drink more fizzy drink i'm in trouble.....

Unless of course drinking lots of fizzy drink makes you younger

Depends on the fizzy drink. I've drunk a few that make members of the opposite sex look younger/more attractive/acceptable as a last resort...
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Lucifer Box replied

15 November 2006, 10:59
Originally posted by Lucy

That's harsh from you LB

I know, it is, but in the case of El Duder / Free Wiley / Sprite Boy it is definitely a case of harsh but fair.
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Ardesco replied

15 November 2006, 10:48
Originally posted by Lucy

Well, yes, and my friend LB is never wrong.

Also I have noticed a link between childlike behaviour and fizzy drink.

Hmm, if it's you are more childlike as you drink more fizzy drink i'm in trouble.....

Unless of course drinking lots of fizzy drink makes you younger
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Lucy replied

15 November 2006, 10:40
Well, yes, and my friend LB is never wrong.

Also I have noticed a link between childlike behaviour and fizzy drink.
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Lucy replied

15 November 2006, 10:10
Originally posted by Lucifer Box

Ah, dear old Free Wiley / El Duder. Whatever did happen to that shambling oaf?

That's harsh from you LB
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Lucifer Box replied

15 November 2006, 00:23
Originally posted by zeitghost

Just wait until Sprite Boy turns up again...

Ah, dear old Free Wiley / El Duder. Whatever did happen to that shambling oaf?
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Ardesco replied

14 November 2006, 16:28
Originally posted by Lucy

Steady Ardesco, it's just a turn of phrase.

One I have not come accross before. Don't you just hate it when nobody understands a saying that you have been saying all of your life and you have to try and explain your way out of it
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Lucy replied

14 November 2006, 16:16
Originally posted by Ardesco

I'm one of those rare breed of IT contractors that can't stand Tea or Coffee, so I need a can of fizzy drink to get my caffine fix.

Secondly I daresay i'm not the boy for you, seeing as i'm happily married with a little monster and number 2 on the way

Steady Ardesco, it's just a turn of phrase.
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Ardesco replied

14 November 2006, 16:06
Originally posted by Lucy

Fizzy drink at 9.30am ?

You are not the boy for me.

I'm one of those rare breed of IT contractors that can't stand Tea or Coffee, so I need a can of fizzy drink to get my caffine fix.

Secondly I daresay i'm not the boy for you, seeing as i'm happily married with a little monster and number 2 on the way
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Lucy replied

14 November 2006, 16:04
Originally posted by Ardesco

Made me spit fizzy drink all over the laptop, I guess some of us have sicker senses of humour

Fizzy drink at 9.30am ?

You are not the boy for me.
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