How many woman have you had sex with?

[MarillionFan]

I had a flashback a this afternoon when I pulled up at work. Made me giggle. LYrics to the song on the radio were 'I'll teach you something' - Can't remember the song.

It just reminded me of a time I was sat in a cafe in a shopping centre in Jakarta a few years back, reading an Indonesian Dictionary and making notes. A girl and her two friends came and sat down, all about 17/18 years old and one said 'I'll teach you something thats not in that book' LOL

My only foursome.

Still makes me smile.

(I sound like DCJ now. LOL)

[Emperor Dalek]

My only foursome.

Don't rub it in too much, MF, most of the posters on here have difficulty getting a twosome. In fact I'm fairly sure some have yet to master the onesome (although others are past masters).

[Pondlife]

A girl and her two friends came and sat down,

Three blokes on one lass must have been tough for her.

[Lucy]

I'm curious.. how can a mother make a daughter a lebsian... I can understand mothers who treat boys as the daughter they never have and thus the boys pick up feminine ways... but did she put you in Doc Martins and give you short haircuts when you were young?

It was the first line of a 'joke' I heard when I was about 15

My mother made me a lesbian

- If I give her the wool, will she make me one too ?

boom boom

[Lucifer Box]

Lucy, this may have given you an insight into the hopelessness of some of the posters on here.

I thought it was funny, but I am a sucker for the old groaners.

[Lucy]

Lucy, this may have given you an insight into the hopelessness of some of the posters on here.

I thought it was funny, but I am a sucker for the old groaners.

Thanks LB, it's nice to find someone with a sense of humour.

[DaveB]

Whats brown and sticky?












A stick.

[Lucy]

What's long and green and smells like bacon ?







Kermit's finger.

[DaveB]

Two parrots sitting on a perch.

One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"

[monkeyboy]

Knock Knock
Who goes there?
Little man
Little man who?
Little man who can't reach the door bell.......