Stuff my mate predicts.

[xoggoth]

What would the lord say if he got drunk? Maybe that's why there are so many versions of religion, he drunkenly reveals his wisdom to some prophet, wakes up with a hangover next day in god time (ie a few thousand years+ in mortal time) and says "damn it, I didn't mean that" and reveals his latest wisdom to another prophet.

The stages of drunkenness certainly explain the differences in religions too. Lots of love in Christianity (the "you're my best mate you are" stage) but by Muhammad's time he was into the bad temper and kicking the cat stage.

[cojak]

Earlier this week

I SEE A WOMAN SHOOTER AND THE LOOSE, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

THAILAND THAILAND, I SEE DISASTER COMING TO YOUR LAND, YOUR RICE FIELDS ARE IN DANGER, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

I SEE THE W.T.O IN AGONY, BECAUSE THEY HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE AND IT IS NOT OVER, THUS SAITH THE LORD.


I might start him a twitter account.

Oh please!

I've just read this thread. A Twitter account would be the cherry on the cake.

[Pondlife]

I see disaster coming to metro wholesale complex, thus saith the lord,

i see a huge huge explosion in the middle of a large city, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

I see danger coming to a huge white house, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

I see the holy spirit praying for muhammad alli, oj simpson and david chappelle, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

India and greece, i see huge disaster coming to your land, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

The holy spirit is saying, lets see if the president will speak to russel simmons and the rest of american black entrepreneurs together with him, to try and change the situations that is currently affecting african americans, especially black men.

This is what the holy spirit have to say

[Pondlife]

Please please hold on ro your kids and keep them away from huge large gatherings, i see disaster coming, thus saith the lord.

I see thousands and thousands of people in line waiting to get a disease shot, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

I see fire everywhere, lots and lots of building burning, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

This is what the holy spirit have to say.

[Pondlife]

I see huge huge disaster happening in the sky, stay away from all kind of airports and air planes, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

Please please stay away from cranes, i see danger coming, thus saith the lord.

I see another powerful wind storm coming, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

San diago and san francisco i see a massive dust storm heading your way, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

Ladies be careful , there is a bad product in the market, thus saith the lord.

Please please stay away from planes, buses, trains, airports, train and bus stations, i see disaster coming, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

Dublin, russia, sweden may god have mercy on what is about to happen in your countries, thus saith the lord.

I see three pastors in distress, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

I see lots and lots of people on fire, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

I hear the holy spirit saying stay away from huge shopping buildings destruction is coming, thus saith the lord.

This is what the holy spirit have to say.

[Pondlife]

I see disaster coming to 102 people suffering from dizziness, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

I see the actor tony baretta, going to sleep, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

Please please stay away from the brooklyn express way, i see a huge huge accident coming, thus saith the lord.

I see a huge huge building with ebola patients on fire, may god have nercy, thus saith the lord,

i see actor dying from fifty shade of grey, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

This is what the holy spirit have to say, all this are just warnings for what is to come, may god have mercy.

[barrydidit]

Is no news good news? There's a weekend looming and i need to know if it's safe to leave the house? What saith the lord?

[Pondlife]

Wait there's more...


Keep your kids out of water, i see alligators on the attack, thus saith the lord,

i see a space ship crashing, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

I see distress coming to the royal family, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

[Pondlife]

Does your friend live near an airport?

He's in hiding in Prague at the mo AFAIK.

[Pondlife]

I see a huge huge accident involving a tractor trailer on the highway, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

I see another plane crashing, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

I see danger coming to women soldiers, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

Albania and croatia i see disaster coming to your land, thus saith the lord.

I see lots and of dangerous pigs on the attack, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

I see danger coming to bicycle riders, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

This is what the holy spirit have to say.