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  • Pondlife
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    Please please stay away from mountains especially in iran, i see disaster coming, thus saith the lord.

    I see many many people standing naked in front of a huge building, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

    I see people are dening that there names are not on long long list of names, make sure that your name is not on that list, thus saith the lord.

    This is what the holy spirit have to say.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    How else will I get to the tree museum?
    Drive yourself. I hear there is a new parking lot.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post


    Stay away from Big Yellow Taxis?
    How else will I get to the tree museum?

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    America there is an old saying, you do not know what you have until it is gone, just wait until your president is gone, watch and see what i can do, thus saith the lord.


    Stay away from Big Yellow Taxis?

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  • Pondlife
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    I see cnn journalists in danger, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

    I see another boat crashing, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

    Please check your old cars before you get inside to drive, i see disaster coming, thus saith the lord.

    Please stay away from riding trams trains for a while, i see danger coming, thus saith the lord.

    This is what the holy spirit have to say.

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  • Pondlife
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    May god have mercy on what is about to happen in turkey, thus saith the lord.

    Canada canada i see disaster heading to your land, thus saith the lord.

    For all those people who knows about ackee, please stay away from eating it, i see death coming, thus saith the lord.

    Its not over with buses disaster, please stay away, thus saith the lord.

    America there is an old saying, you do not know what you have until it is gone, just wait until your president is gone, watch and see what i can do, thus saith the lord.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

    EGYPT EGYPT THERE IS MORE DISASTER HEADING YOUR WAY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.
    Good shout. Tony Blair to advise Egypt president Sisi on economic reform | Politics | The Guardian

    Yeah, I know that was 4 months ago, but Yugoslavia hasn't existed for nearly 25 years so The Lord obviously takes a liberal approach to timescales.

    I feel bound to ask whether huge snowstorms are particularly uncommon in a Ukranian November. Maybe i'm taking it too literally - it could be something like this is being pushed to the top of a Russian mountain and pointed at Kiev:

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  • Pondlife
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    Sorry DiscoStu, maybe a staycation wold be safer.

    I SEE A HUGE HUGE SNOW STORM COMING TO UKRAINE, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

    I SEE A BUS FULL WITH PEOPLE ROLLING OFF A HILL, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

    I SEE A PLANE COMING FROM AFRICA CRASHING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

    PLEASE PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM ALL KINDS OF TRAINS, I SEE DISASTER COMING, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

    EGYPT EGYPT THERE IS MORE DISASTER HEADING YOUR WAY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

    I SEE THE MOON AS WHITE AS YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

    YUGOSLAVIA MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN IN COUNTRY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

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  • DiscoStu
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    I think I'll go on holiday somewhere within walking distance.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Any apocalyptic predictions for Eurostar?

    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    I see lots and lots of water coming. Thus saith the lord.
    Maybe the tunnel will leak?

    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Please stay away from those high speed trains, i see disaster coming, thus saith the lord.


    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    I see the power going out at 350 stations, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.
    So hopefully, it's just a bit dark inside the station. I'd hope for this one if I were you.

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