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  • Bunk
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    Pondy! Any updates? I'm not sure what to stay away from today, thus saith the Lord!

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  • Alias
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    ...I see the earth washing away in jamaica, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.
    Landslide in Sri Lanka...meh close enough with the prediction...

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  • Pondlife
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    I see disaster coming to operas, and one hh1 tv presenter in hamburg germany, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

    I see real danger coming to basketball players, thus saith the lord.

    I see the earth washing away in jamaica, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

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  • Pondlife
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    I see a whole staff of michael jordan employees trying to steal his wealth, thus saith the lord.

    I see citizens taking the law into there own hands, riding on motorcycle with guns looking for criminals, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

    I see the earth washing away in jamaica, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

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  • Pondlife
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    New york prepare yourself for a snow storm heading your way, thus saith the lord.

    Please please stay away from trains, especially in germany, i see disaster coming, thus saith the lord.

    I see a out of control crane smashing up a building in new york, please stay away, thus saith the lord.

    Canada canada put your guards up, i see more disaster coming your way, thus saith the lord.

    I see a crazy pilot crashing another plane, but thank god there is one survivor, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

    I see four little jewish kids disappeared, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Please please stay away from motorcycles and mopeds, i see danger coming, thus saith the lord.

    Hamburg germany brace yourself for disaster that is heading your way, thus saith the lord.

    I see runners in greate danger, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

    Please please stay away from escalators, i see danger coming, thus saith the lord.

    Please stay away from those high speed trains, i see disaster coming, thus saith the lord.

    This is what the holy spirit have to say.
    He's getting warmer is your mate/the lord. Only last night I was cycling home via a greenway built on a former railway line when a jogger suddenly appeared from the gloom forcing me to alter course - which took me via a pile of horse tulip and leaf mulch onto the deck. Now granted, my bike isn't powered and there were no actual trains but even so....There definately was a jogger. And danger/disaster.

    I regret thinking these were the random utterances of a lunatic - clearly one needs a wholistic interpretation of these predictions.

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  • Pondlife
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    Please please stay away from motorcycles and mopeds, i see danger coming, thus saith the lord.

    Hamburg germany brace yourself for disaster that is heading your way, thus saith the lord.

    I see runners in greate danger, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

    Please please stay away from escalators, i see danger coming, thus saith the lord.

    Please stay away from those high speed trains, i see disaster coming, thus saith the lord.

    This is what the holy spirit have to say.

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  • Pondlife
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    I see two motorcycle gangs getting ready for war, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

    Again please please stay away from planes, it is not over, i see more disaster coming, thus saith the lord.

    I see a building blowing up from ther heating boiler, thus saith the lord.

    Please stay away from any music award shows, i see danger coming, thus saith the lord.

    I see danger coming to a department store, thus saith the lord.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    Maybe the hippos are planning to take over the airports?
    I'm hiding in the lounge just in case

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Phew, close one.
    Maybe the hippos are planning to take over the airports?

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