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Pondy! Any updates? I'm not sure what to stay away from today, thus saith the Lord! -
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I see disaster coming to operas, and one hh1 tv presenter in hamburg germany, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.
I see real danger coming to basketball players, thus saith the lord.
I see the earth washing away in jamaica, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.Leave a comment:
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I see a whole staff of michael jordan employees trying to steal his wealth, thus saith the lord.
I see citizens taking the law into there own hands, riding on motorcycle with guns looking for criminals, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.
I see the earth washing away in jamaica, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.Leave a comment:
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New york prepare yourself for a snow storm heading your way, thus saith the lord.
Please please stay away from trains, especially in germany, i see disaster coming, thus saith the lord.
I see a out of control crane smashing up a building in new york, please stay away, thus saith the lord.
Canada canada put your guards up, i see more disaster coming your way, thus saith the lord.
I see a crazy pilot crashing another plane, but thank god there is one survivor, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.
I see four little jewish kids disappeared, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostPlease please stay away from motorcycles and mopeds, i see danger coming, thus saith the lord.
Hamburg germany brace yourself for disaster that is heading your way, thus saith the lord.
I see runners in greate danger, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.
Please please stay away from escalators, i see danger coming, thus saith the lord.
Please stay away from those high speed trains, i see disaster coming, thus saith the lord.
This is what the holy spirit have to say.
I regret thinking these were the random utterances of a lunatic - clearly one needs a wholistic interpretation of these predictions.Leave a comment:
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Please please stay away from motorcycles and mopeds, i see danger coming, thus saith the lord.
Hamburg germany brace yourself for disaster that is heading your way, thus saith the lord.
I see runners in greate danger, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.
Please please stay away from escalators, i see danger coming, thus saith the lord.
Please stay away from those high speed trains, i see disaster coming, thus saith the lord.
This is what the holy spirit have to say.Leave a comment:
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I see two motorcycle gangs getting ready for war, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.
Again please please stay away from planes, it is not over, i see more disaster coming, thus saith the lord.
I see a building blowing up from ther heating boiler, thus saith the lord.
Please stay away from any music award shows, i see danger coming, thus saith the lord.
I see danger coming to a department store, thus saith the lord.Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostMaybe the hippos are planning to take over the airports?Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostPhew, close one.Leave a comment:
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