Stuff my mate predicts.

[Pondlife]

Were there any specifics on when we should stay away from planes? Hopefully after this weekend.

Since he's targeting Planes, Bars, Restaurants & Night Clubs my weekend is pretty much fcked.


Pah, who am I kidding by adding in the nightclub bit.

[norrahe]

I see lots and lots of water coming. Thus saith the lord.

Please stay away from night clubs. I see danger coming. Thus saith the lord.

Please stay away from air planes. I see more disasters coming. Thus saith the lord.

Please stay away from the paths train and platform at Journal Square, I see disaster coming. Thus saith the lord.

Lets see what is going to happen to one of this planet most beautiful bar and restaurant. Thus saith the lord.

I see the clouds forming in a funny way. Disaster is on its way. Thus saith the lord.

May God have mercy on what is about to happen in England. I see huge uprising. Thus saith the lord.

Please stay away from the 8 train in the Bronx. I see danger coming. Thus saith the lord.

Were there any specifics on when we should stay away from planes? Hopefully after this weekend.

[Pondlife]

I see lots and lots of water coming. Thus saith the lord.

Please stay away from night clubs. I see danger coming. Thus saith the lord.

Please stay away from air planes. I see more disasters coming. Thus saith the lord.

Please stay away from the paths train and platform at Journal Square, I see disaster coming. Thus saith the lord.

Lets see what is going to happen to one of this planet most beautiful bar and restaurant. Thus saith the lord.

I see the clouds forming in a funny way. Disaster is on its way. Thus saith the lord.

May God have mercy on what is about to happen in England. I see huge uprising. Thus saith the lord.

Please stay away from the 8 train in the Bronx. I see danger coming. Thus saith the lord.

[TestMangler]

I predict rate cuts at Lloyds. Thus saith the agent.

[barrydidit]

I don't get the 'May God have mercy. Thus saith the Lord' stuff.

Why would the Lord say 'May God have mercy'?

Or is it an editor's note? (Even AtW would make it clear which were his additions to the quote)

Please could you ask him?

+1 though i couldn't be arsed to type out the question.

[Pondlife]

I don't get the 'May God have mercy. Thus saith the Lord' stuff.

Why would the Lord say 'May God have mercy'?

Or is it an editor's note? (Even AtW would make it clear which were his additions to the quote)

Please could you ask him?

Look, if you're going to start questioning the logic in this process then we're going to have a problem.

I simply repost his warnings on here so that you and my other cuk-buddies can make informed and educated decisions.

For example: Today when I get on the ferry across the river to go home I will keep a very close eye out for any Hippopotamus that might be about to attack. You see, whilst I know the prediction says that the attack will happen on the ocean, I don't want egg on my face if it happens on a river because of how some prophet interprets 'water'.

This over analysing of one man's interpretation of the Lord's message is why wars start.

[mudskipper]

I don't get the 'May God have mercy. Thus saith the Lord' stuff.

Why would the Lord say 'May God have mercy'?

Or is it an editor's note? (Even AtW would make it clear which were his additions to the quote)

Please could you ask him?

[Pondlife]

I see another plane missing the number 17 runway. May God have mercy. Thus saith the lord.

I see a run away bus coming. May God have mercy. Thus saith the lord.

[Pondlife]

Looks like he's had a busy morning.

Please please stay away from tall buildings. I see disaster coming. Thus saith the lord.

I see huge huge disaster coming to Kuwait. May God have mercy. Thus saith the lord.

Doctors Doctors. I see all your houses on the hills being destroyed, May God have mercy. Thus saith the lord.

Please please stay away from the ocean. I see hippopotamus on the attack. Thus saith the lord.

I see another plane on fire. May God have mercy. Thus saith the lord.

China and Africa, I see more disaster heading to your land. Thus saith the lord.

[MaryPoppins]

Edit: It doesn't look so mental in lowercase.

Oh yeah, it really does.