Have we done the one about the punter who got deported from Sri Lanka?

[Mich the Tester]

Then go to Saudi, drink alcohol and snog your boyfriend on the beach. You might feel it is just - but they find it offensive. Don't come crying to me when your nads get cut off.

Why not send some chavs over there?

[BrilloPad]

If your 'ought' is qualified by an assumed desire to avoid castration then I've no disagreement.

Castration does not worry me. I have been married twice so no desire left.

Divorce - from the latin to rip out a man's testicles via his wallet.

[BrilloPad]

Why not send some chavs over there?

Sasguru says its too hot for him.

[BrilloPad]

BBC News - Buddha tattoo woman flies from Sri Lanka 'with apology'

Her best friend in Coventry, Alicia Berry, said: "They said sorry and offered her an all-inclusive trip as compensation but when I spoke to her she said there's no way she'd ever go back.

She has a friend?

[vetran]

note the UK travel advisory do warn about such things. Maybe she should of checked?

not sure why they gave her a free holiday?

[captainham]

Maybe she should of checked

*have, man, have!

(sorry, that's a particular pet hate of mine, far too much of this nonsense on my FB feed!)

[DodgyAgent]

The point that I see is that all the men insult women on the basis of looks whereas we know people like SASguru are not only ugly but they are thick and boring too.

[mudskipper]

There we go - misogyny sorted with a letter change...

Shame there's no suitable label that rhymes with Sri Lanka...

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Shame there's no suitable label that rhymes with Sri Lanka...

I tried to cite said soubriquet in my complaint but it was replaced by asterisks.

[vetran]

so you get asterisks for Banker or Skanker?