Have we done the one about the punter who got deported from Sri Lanka?

[Peoplesoft bloke]

BBC News - Sri Lanka to deport Buddha tattoo British woman

Argghhh my eyes!

BBC News - The ways tattoos can get you into trouble

[SpontaneousOrder]

That's why I like to explore the more savage parts of the world from the comfort of my sofa in front of the TV.

[Mich the Tester]

That's why I like to explore the more savage parts of the world from the comfort of my sofa in front of the TV.

You're right; I don't really like Coventry either.

Naomi Coleman was arrested as she arrived at the airport in the capital Colombo after authorities spotted the tattoo on her right arm.

A police spokesman said the 37-year-old from Coventry was arrested for "hurting others' religious feelings".

[Pondlife]

That's why I like to explore the more savage parts of the world from the comfort of my sofa in front of the TV.

You're missing out.

[SpontaneousOrder]

You're missing out.

Back in the day when I might be exploring uncharted territory (I guess I'd have to be a wealthy man), then great. But now that there is nowhere on earth where you can't see kids running around in Manchester united shirts I really have no interest.

There are some natural spectacles that I'd like to surround myself with, but it's really not worth the effort that comes with it as far as I'm concerned.

I had planned on saving up to climb Everest, but now that I'm just starting to feel my age upon me I'm pretty sure I'd actually just die. I wouldn't mind a trip to Svalbard instead. Could be my bench time next year.

[captainham]

There are some natural spectacles that I'd like to surround myself with

I'm no authority in these matters but I doubt your average Hooters waitress counts as natural.

[cojak]

There we go - misogyny sorted with a letter change...

[Mich the Tester]

There we go - accuracy destroyed with a letter change...

FTFY

[sasguru]

Back in the day when I might be exploring uncharted territory (I guess I'd have to be a wealthy man), then great. But now that there is nowhere on earth where you can't see kids running around in Manchester united shirts I really have no interest.

There are some natural spectacles that I'd like to surround myself with, but it's really not worth the effort that comes with it as far as I'm concerned.

I had planned on saving up to climb Everest, but now that I'm just starting to feel my age upon me I'm pretty sure I'd actually just die. I wouldn't mind a trip to Svalbard instead. Could be my bench time next year.

Yes, you do come across as dull as ditchwater.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

There we go - misogyny sorted with a letter change...

Munter =! misogyny

any more than ****** would = man hater

as you can imagine, I'm no oil painting myself but really.....