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Ratio of Developers to those that produce nowt

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    #11
    Originally posted by eek View Post

    And yes I know its pointless point scoring but it passes time.....
    Have you ever thought of becoming a user? You would fit right in.

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      #12
      And yet we're still hired.
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #13
        Originally posted by cojak View Post
        And yet we're still hired.
        Indeed nothing says thank you like a big fat cheque!

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          #14
          Originally posted by eek View Post
          As this seems a far better question than how many BAs do you have compared to developers.

          How many people actual produce useful stuff that people end up using rather than just paper for the sake of it or additional work....
          I produce fook all (not even documents) but I can guarantee that I will still be at ClientCo long after you finish
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #15
            Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
            I produce fook all (not even documents) but I can guarantee that I will still be at ClientCo long after you finish
            its 5 miles from your home.
            merely at clientco for the entertainment

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              #16
              The way I see it, the ratio of developers to those that produce nowt, is the equivalent of male pornstars on a gangbang versus the crew and any additional people watching the filming. Only one person is going to get his dick stuck in, but the rest are there to say he's not doing it right.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                The way I see it, the ratio of developers to those that produce nowt, is the equivalent of male pornstars on a gangbang versus the crew and any additional people watching the filming. Only one person is going to get his dick stuck in, but the rest are there to say he's not doing it right.
                Actually I think you'll find that up to 3 can get their dicks in and thats without doubling up
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  I have documented and got approved about 30 documents. Created a profiling tool and done more countries in a month than they did in the last 3 years.
                  Say what? Have you gone permie?

                  Documentation. Whatever next...
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                    I produce fook all (not even documents) but I can guarantee that I will still be at ClientCo long after you finish
                    I thought you had handed your notice in ?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      I thought you had handed your notice in ?
                      check the date and time of that resignation.....
                      Last edited by eek; 3 April 2014, 08:03.
                      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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