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Previously on "Ratio of Developers to those that produce nowt"

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    I thought you had handed your notice in ?
    Originally posted by eek View Post
    check the data and time of that resignation.....

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    I thought you had handed your notice in ?
    check the date and time of that resignation.....
    Last edited by eek; 3 April 2014, 08:03.

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I produce fook all (not even documents) but I can guarantee that I will still be at ClientCo long after you finish
    I thought you had handed your notice in ?

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    I have documented and got approved about 30 documents. Created a profiling tool and done more countries in a month than they did in the last 3 years.
    Say what? Have you gone permie?

    Documentation. Whatever next...

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    The way I see it, the ratio of developers to those that produce nowt, is the equivalent of male pornstars on a gangbang versus the crew and any additional people watching the filming. Only one person is going to get his dick stuck in, but the rest are there to say he's not doing it right.
    Actually I think you'll find that up to 3 can get their dicks in and thats without doubling up

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  • MarillionFan
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    The way I see it, the ratio of developers to those that produce nowt, is the equivalent of male pornstars on a gangbang versus the crew and any additional people watching the filming. Only one person is going to get his dick stuck in, but the rest are there to say he's not doing it right.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I produce fook all (not even documents) but I can guarantee that I will still be at ClientCo long after you finish
    its 5 miles from your home.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    As this seems a far better question than how many BAs do you have compared to developers.

    How many people actual produce useful stuff that people end up using rather than just paper for the sake of it or additional work....
    I produce fook all (not even documents) but I can guarantee that I will still be at ClientCo long after you finish

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    And yet we're still hired.
    Indeed nothing says thank you like a big fat cheque!

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  • cojak
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    And yet we're still hired.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by eek View Post

    And yes I know its pointless point scoring but it passes time.....
    Have you ever thought of becoming a user? You would fit right in.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    no, its perfectly reasonable to quote the before state as I am a BA,the question was what they add. What I have added I didn't mention as I didn't want to Brag.
    In which case your first post should have been:-

    There WAS no documentation......

    And yes I know its pointless point scoring but it passes time.....

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    You didn't bite but you have contridicted yourself. My original catch was the claim that there is no documentation, now you've documented the fact that facts within the first comment are actually inaccurate.

    Gotcha
    no, its perfectly reasonable to quote the before state as I am a BA,the question was what they add. What I have added I didn't mention as I didn't want to Brag.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
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    There is no documentation and the field lengths weren't even publicly defined.
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    I have documented and got approved about 30 documents. Created a profiling tool and done more countries in a month than they did in the last 3 years.

    So no bite!
    You didn't bite but you have contridicted yourself. My original catch was the claim that there is no documentation, now you've documented the fact that facts within the first comment are actually inaccurate.

    Gotcha

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    but as there is still no documentation what exactly have you added...
    I have documented and got approved about 30 documents. Created a profiling tool and done more countries in a month than they did in the last 3 years.

    So no bite!

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