Reply to: Ratio of Developers to those that produce nowt

[SimonMac]

I thought you had handed your notice in ?

check the data and time of that resignation.....

[eek]

I thought you had handed your notice in ?

check the date and time of that resignation.....

[FiveTimes]

I produce fook all (not even documents) but I can guarantee that I will still be at ClientCo long after you finish

I thought you had handed your notice in ?

[nomadd]

I have documented and got approved about 30 documents. Created a profiling tool and done more countries in a month than they did in the last 3 years.

Say what? Have you gone permie?

Documentation. Whatever next...

[darmstadt]

The way I see it, the ratio of developers to those that produce nowt, is the equivalent of male pornstars on a gangbang versus the crew and any additional people watching the filming. Only one person is going to get his dick stuck in, but the rest are there to say he's not doing it right.

Actually I think you'll find that up to 3 can get their dicks in and thats without doubling up

[MarillionFan]

The way I see it, the ratio of developers to those that produce nowt, is the equivalent of male pornstars on a gangbang versus the crew and any additional people watching the filming. Only one person is going to get his dick stuck in, but the rest are there to say he's not doing it right.

[eek]

I produce fook all (not even documents) but I can guarantee that I will still be at ClientCo long after you finish

its 5 miles from your home.

[SimonMac]

As this seems a far better question than how many BAs do you have compared to developers.

How many people actual produce useful stuff that people end up using rather than just paper for the sake of it or additional work....

I produce fook all (not even documents) but I can guarantee that I will still be at ClientCo long after you finish

[vetran]

And yet we're still hired.

Indeed nothing says thank you like a big fat cheque!

[cojak]

And yet we're still hired.

[vetran]

And yes I know its pointless point scoring but it passes time.....

Have you ever thought of becoming a user? You would fit right in.

[eek]

no, its perfectly reasonable to quote the before state as I am a BA,the question was what they add. What I have added I didn't mention as I didn't want to Brag.

In which case your first post should have been:-

There WAS no documentation......

And yes I know its pointless point scoring but it passes time.....

[vetran]

You didn't bite but you have contridicted yourself. My original catch was the claim that there is no documentation, now you've documented the fact that facts within the first comment are actually inaccurate.

Gotcha

no, its perfectly reasonable to quote the before state as I am a BA,the question was what they add. What I have added I didn't mention as I didn't want to Brag.

[eek]

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There is no documentation and the field lengths weren't even publicly defined.

I have documented and got approved about 30 documents. Created a profiling tool and done more countries in a month than they did in the last 3 years.

So no bite!

You didn't bite but you have contridicted yourself. My original catch was the claim that there is no documentation, now you've documented the fact that facts within the first comment are actually inaccurate.

Gotcha

[vetran]

but as there is still no documentation what exactly have you added...

I have documented and got approved about 30 documents. Created a profiling tool and done more countries in a month than they did in the last 3 years.

So no bite!