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Ratio of Developers to those that produce nowt
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And yet we're still hired.
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Indeed nothing says thank you like a big fat cheque!Originally posted by cojak View PostAnd yet we're still hired.
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I produce fook all (not even documents) but I can guarantee that I will still be at ClientCo long after you finishOriginally posted by eek View PostAs this seems a far better question than how many BAs do you have compared to developers.
How many people actual produce useful stuff that people end up using rather than just paper for the sake of it or additional work....
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its 5 miles from your home.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostI produce fook all (not even documents) but I can guarantee that I will still be at ClientCo long after you finish
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The way I see it, the ratio of developers to those that produce nowt, is the equivalent of male pornstars on a gangbang versus the crew and any additional people watching the filming. Only one person is going to get his dick stuck in, but the rest are there to say he's not doing it right.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Actually I think you'll find that up to 3 can get their dicks in and thats without doubling upOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostThe way I see it, the ratio of developers to those that produce nowt, is the equivalent of male pornstars on a gangbang versus the crew and any additional people watching the filming. Only one person is going to get his dick stuck in, but the rest are there to say he's not doing it right.
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Say what? Have you gone permie?Originally posted by vetran View PostI have documented and got approved about 30 documents. Created a profiling tool and done more countries in a month than they did in the last 3 years.
Documentation. Whatever next...
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I thought you had handed your notice in ?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostI produce fook all (not even documents) but I can guarantee that I will still be at ClientCo long after you finish
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