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There's some right weird stuff on the internet
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There's some right weird stuff on the internet
Last edited by d000hg; 16 January 2014, 19:00.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
one of my twins spends ages watching minecraft videos even though she is not allowed to play it....merely at clientco for the entertainment -
Surely you can only have one twin, if there were were two of them you'd be tripletsOriginally posted by eek View Postone of my twins spends ages watching minecraft videos even though she is not allowed to play it....
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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It's all my two lads watch. I have to say the Minecraft concept looks a tad childish but it's bloody clever. They get lost for hours building all sorts of stuff. Started getting a bit daft when they started watching minecraft pop parodies though.Originally posted by eek View Postone of my twins spends ages watching minecraft videos even though she is not allowed to play it....
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<pedantmode>Originally posted by d000hg View PostSurely you can only have one twin, if there were were two of them you'd be triplets
Err, he has two twins, therefore one of his twins is correct. Just like one of my balls is bigger than the other.
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Stop talking B0ll0cksOriginally posted by alluvial View Post<pedantmode>
Err, he has two twins, therefore one of his twins is correct. Just like one of my balls is bigger than the other.
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You can have one twin. You can be parent to two... Kind of the joke.Originally posted by alluvial View Post<pedantmode>
Err, he has two twins, therefore one of his twins is correct. Just like one of my balls is bigger than the other.
</pedantmode>Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Says the bloke with a steel codpiece....Originally posted by MyUserName View PostStop talking B0ll0cksComment
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You can be one of twins, a parent of twins .... oh, you were trying to make a joke, it's a shame when they backfire isn't it?Originally posted by d000hg View PostYou can have one twin. You can be parent to two... Kind of the joke.Comment
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It is quite useful as a weapon of last resort when things are going wrong. I have never clubbed someone unconscious with it yet but not from lack of trying!Originally posted by alluvial View PostSays the bloke with a steel codpiece....Comment
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