There's some right weird stuff on the internet

[alluvial]

It is quite useful as a weapon of last resort when things are going wrong. I have never clubbed someone unconscious with it yet but not from lack of trying!

I hope you take it off first.

[MyUserName]

I hope you take it off first.

Where would the fun be in that!!??

[suityou01]

Surely you can only have one twin, if there were were two of them you'd be triplets

Offtopic and thread de-railed in 3 posts. Is this a record?

[d000hg]

You can be one of twins, a parent of twins .... oh, you were trying to make a joke, it's a shame when they backfire isn't it?

If the audience are stupid, not much you can do. Maybe I pitched the material too erudite and should downshift to calling your mum fat.

Offtopic and thread de-railed in 3 posts. Is this a record?

OG can normally do it in 1.

[eek]

one of my twins spends ages watching minecraft videos even though she is not allowed to play it....

To the that negged me why do you think I have any say in the ban. Mrs eek said no, and no means no. There are decisions I would argue with, this is not one as there is little upside for me

[alluvial]

If the audience are stupid, not much you can do. Maybe I pitched the material too erudite and should downshift to calling your mum fat.

OG can normally do it in 1.

No the joke was mainly in you own head and pretty tulip.
And, if you get off on insulting dead people then it says a lot about your sense of humour.

[d000hg]

You can only say a joke's not funny if you understand it and don't like it. If you're too dumb to even understand it, your opinion isn't worth anything.

And you're right, calling your dead mum fat would be wrong. She's probably lost a lot of weight by now.

[alluvial]

You can only say a joke's not funny if you understand it and don't like it. If you're too dumb to even understand it, your opinion isn't worth anything.

And you're right, calling your dead mum fat would be wrong. She's probably lost a lot of weight by now.

You obviously have a lot to learn about humour as your idea of funny is still rooted in the playground name calling and insults that you resort to when your attempt at adult humour through unsophisticated wordplay falls spectacularly flat.

[d000hg]

I'm just lowering to the level of my audience, i.e. thickos.

[MyUserName]

I'm just lower than the level of my audience, i.e. thickos.

FTFY