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Originally posted by alluvial View Post
I hope you take it off first.Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostSurely you can only have one twin, if there were were two of them you'd be tripletsKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by alluvial View PostYou can be one of twins, a parent of twins .... oh, you were trying to make a joke, it's a shame when they backfire isn't it?
Originally posted by suityou01 View PostOfftopic and thread de-railed in 3 posts. Is this a record?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by eek View Postone of my twins spends ages watching minecraft videos even though she is not allowed to play it....that negged me why do you think I have any say in the ban. Mrs eek said no, and no means no. There are decisions I would argue with, this is not one as there is little upside for me
Last edited by eek; 17 January 2014, 10:23.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostIf the audience are stupid, not much you can do. Maybe I pitched the material too erudite and should downshift to calling your mum fat.
OG can normally do it in 1.
And, if you get off on insulting dead people then it says a lot about your sense of humour.Comment
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You can only say a joke's not funny if you understand it and don't like it. If you're too dumb to even understand it, your opinion isn't worth anything.
And you're right, calling your dead mum fat would be wrong. She's probably lost a lot of weight by now.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostYou can only say a joke's not funny if you understand it and don't like it. If you're too dumb to even understand it, your opinion isn't worth anything.
And you're right, calling your dead mum fat would be wrong. She's probably lost a lot of weight by now.Comment
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I'm just lowering to the level of my audience, i.e. thickos.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI'm just lower than the level of my audience, i.e. thickos.Comment
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