Reply to: There's some right weird stuff on the internet

[MyUserName]

I'm just lower than the level of my audience, i.e. thickos.

FTFY

[d000hg]

I'm just lowering to the level of my audience, i.e. thickos.

[alluvial]

You can only say a joke's not funny if you understand it and don't like it. If you're too dumb to even understand it, your opinion isn't worth anything.

And you're right, calling your dead mum fat would be wrong. She's probably lost a lot of weight by now.

You obviously have a lot to learn about humour as your idea of funny is still rooted in the playground name calling and insults that you resort to when your attempt at adult humour through unsophisticated wordplay falls spectacularly flat.

[d000hg]

You can only say a joke's not funny if you understand it and don't like it. If you're too dumb to even understand it, your opinion isn't worth anything.

And you're right, calling your dead mum fat would be wrong. She's probably lost a lot of weight by now.

[alluvial]

If the audience are stupid, not much you can do. Maybe I pitched the material too erudite and should downshift to calling your mum fat.

OG can normally do it in 1.

No the joke was mainly in you own head and pretty tulip.
And, if you get off on insulting dead people then it says a lot about your sense of humour.

[eek]

one of my twins spends ages watching minecraft videos even though she is not allowed to play it....

To the that negged me why do you think I have any say in the ban. Mrs eek said no, and no means no. There are decisions I would argue with, this is not one as there is little upside for me

[d000hg]

You can be one of twins, a parent of twins .... oh, you were trying to make a joke, it's a shame when they backfire isn't it?

If the audience are stupid, not much you can do. Maybe I pitched the material too erudite and should downshift to calling your mum fat.

Offtopic and thread de-railed in 3 posts. Is this a record?

OG can normally do it in 1.

[suityou01]

Surely you can only have one twin, if there were were two of them you'd be triplets

Offtopic and thread de-railed in 3 posts. Is this a record?

[MyUserName]

I hope you take it off first.

Where would the fun be in that!!??

[alluvial]

It is quite useful as a weapon of last resort when things are going wrong. I have never clubbed someone unconscious with it yet but not from lack of trying!

I hope you take it off first.

[MyUserName]

Says the bloke with a steel codpiece....

It is quite useful as a weapon of last resort when things are going wrong. I have never clubbed someone unconscious with it yet but not from lack of trying!

[alluvial]

You can have one twin. You can be parent to two... Kind of the joke.

You can be one of twins, a parent of twins .... oh, you were trying to make a joke, it's a shame when they backfire isn't it?

[alluvial]

Stop talking B0ll0cks

Says the bloke with a steel codpiece....

[d000hg]

<pedantmode>
Err, he has two twins, therefore one of his twins is correct. Just like one of my balls is bigger than the other.
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You can have one twin. You can be parent to two... Kind of the joke.

[MyUserName]

<pedantmode>
Err, he has two twins, therefore one of his twins is correct. Just like one of my balls is bigger than the other.
</pedantmode>

Stop talking B0ll0cks