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    #41
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    That explains the fat ape recorded on CCTV stealing from the washing line.
    I admit it, I used Suity as a decoy when I was upstairs tupping her.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #42
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      I admit it, I used Suity as a decoy when I was upstairs tupping her.
      It can't have been Suity. There is a photo of him on page 1 and the guy by the washing line was more fatty fat fat than Hairy Dieter Biker...
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #43
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        I too have a quality Argos engagement ring - half price in the sale.
        I was a university student. She is (ahem) younger than I, and was still in education.

        Spent the day trawling round Birmingham looking for an engagement ring, and ended up back at Argos where we'd looked at the start for ideas.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.

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          #44
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          I admit it, I used Suity as a decoy when I was upstairs tupping her.
          Getting him to drop those kiddie porn photos in the garden was a clever authentic touch.

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            #45
            Originally posted by eek View Post
            It can't have been Suity. There is a photo of him on page 1 and the guy by the washing line was more fatty fat fat than Hairy Dieter Biker...
            Rrrrright. American is he.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #46
              I wear mine, however a year after we were married I was swimming in the sea off of a Greek beach and my ring slid off. Searched for hours with snorkeling gear but couldn't find it. It has an inscription on the inside, wonder were it is now. Had to get a replacement.

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                #47
                Well this is year is our 25 year anniversary but we still haven't tied the knot but might quite well this year but I somehow don't think a ring will be part of it, well not a worn one anyway as I can't stand wearing any jewellery such as rings or necklaces or even watches, maybe a tattoo round my nipples...
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  Well this is year is our 25 year anniversary but we still haven't tied the knot but might quite well this year but I somehow don't think a ring will be part of it, well not a worn one anyway as I can't stand wearing any jewellery such as rings or necklaces or even watches, maybe a tattoo round my nipples...
                  Prince Albert?

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    Prince Albert?
                    Not enough room.
                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                      Not enough room.
                      They can get extra small rings now so you should be able to find one that fits.
                      "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                      https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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