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Married? Do you wear a wedding ring?
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I admit it, I used Suity as a decoy when I was upstairs tupping her.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
It can't have been Suity. There is a photo of him on page 1 and the guy by the washing line was more fatty fat fat than Hairy Dieter Biker...Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI admit it, I used Suity as a decoy when I was upstairs tupping her.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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I was a university student. She is (ahem) younger than I, and was still in education.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI too have a quality Argos engagement ring - half price in the sale.
Spent the day trawling round Birmingham looking for an engagement ring, and ended up back at Argos where we'd looked at the start for ideas.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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Getting him to drop those kiddie porn photos in the garden was a clever authentic touch.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI admit it, I used Suity as a decoy when I was upstairs tupping her.Comment
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Rrrrright. American is he.Originally posted by eek View PostIt can't have been Suity. There is a photo of him on page 1 and the guy by the washing line was more fatty fat fat than Hairy Dieter Biker...
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I wear mine, however a year after we were married I was swimming in the sea off of a Greek beach and my ring slid off. Searched for hours with snorkeling gear but couldn't find it. It has an inscription on the inside, wonder were it is now. Had to get a replacement.Comment
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Well this is year is our 25 year anniversary but we still haven't tied the knot but might quite well this year but I somehow don't think a ring will be part of it, well not a worn one anyway as I can't stand wearing any jewellery such as rings or necklaces or even watches, maybe a tattoo round my nipples...“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Prince Albert?Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWell this is year is our 25 year anniversary but we still haven't tied the knot but might quite well this year but I somehow don't think a ring will be part of it, well not a worn one anyway as I can't stand wearing any jewellery such as rings or necklaces or even watches, maybe a tattoo round my nipples...Comment
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Not enough room.Originally posted by vetran View PostPrince Albert?
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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They can get extra small rings now so you should be able to find one that fits.Originally posted by hyperD View PostNot enough room.
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