Married? Do you wear a wedding ring?

[MyUserName]

I think if it gets embedded in your face as she disappears off in a fit of tears, you're allowed to keep it.

I'm not an expert such matters though.

FTFY

[d000hg]

I always thought the receiver of the engagement ring kept the ring if it broke off? Thought that was the whole point, its like a deposit you lose if you break the contract.

If you're silly enough to let her keep it, then more fool you.

[MyUserName]

If you're silly enough to let her keep it, then more fool you.

How do you get it back if she decides not to give it to you?!

[Old Greg]

How do you get it back if she decides not to give it to you?!

Pay MF to retrieve it next time he's rifling through her underwear drawer.

[MyUserName]

Pay MF to retrieve it next time he's rifling through her underwear drawer.

But the more cunning lady would simply sell it ... not her underwear draw, I mean the ring. She could probably rent the draw to MF but that is a whole 'nother court case.

[Old Greg]

But the more cunning lady would simply sell it ... not her underwear draw, I mean the ring. She could probably rent the draw to MF but that is a whole 'nother court case.

I doubt any lady bright enough to do that would be stupid enough to get engaged to any of you lot.

[d000hg]

I think etiquette is for her to offer it back and you to refuse.

[Old Greg]

I think etiquette is for her to offer it back and you to refuse.

You're the expert.

But you accepted?

[MyUserName]

If you're silly enough to let her keep it, then more fool you.

I think etiquette is for her to offer it back and you to refuse.

...does not compute..

So if you follow etiquette you do not get the ring back and you are fool. If she does not follow etiquette (or does not know/agree with that) then you do not get the ring back which means you are a fool.

How do get the ring back if she does not offer it?

You could overpower her and take it in which case you have the ring and are not a fool but surely you would be arrested for theft?

[Old Greg]

...does not compute..

So if you follow etiquette you do not get the ring back and you are fool. If she does not follow etiquette (or does not know/agree with that) then you do not get the ring back which means you are a fool.

How do get the ring back if she does not offer it?

You could overpower her and take it in which case you have the ring and are not a fool but surely you would be arrested for theft?

That autistic spectrum disorder's a bugger, isn't it?