New BA started and he's hopelessly out of his depth

[DirtyDog]

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[eek]

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Tuesday - most companies aren't organised enough to find anything out on day 1 unless the person is a real twat..

Monday it is then....

[suityou01]

Oooh can I play. Who's this for?

[MarillionFan]

Tuesday - most companies aren't organised enough to find anything out on day 1 unless the person is a real twat..

Monday it is then....

"And here, in the dark Investment Bank, a lone BA has walked in unaware of what dangers are present"



MF In "David Attenborough" Mode

[craig1]

I'm convinced that even the best BA the world has ever seen will fail in some of these places. It's a practised art transferring the blame to lowly BAs for not being able to use a mixture of tarot cards, seances and divination to find out what it is they really want while using randomly made up TLAs then blaming the BA for not knowing standard industry terminology.

[original PM]

I have never worked in an IB environment

but is it in essence populated by loudmouthed fu<kwits in stripy suits effectively trying to blame everyone else for their own failings?

[craig1]

I have never worked in an IB environment

but is it in essence populated by loudmouthed fu<kwits in stripy suits effectively trying to blame everyone else for their own failings?

It's an effective way of identifying them and rounding them up for the forthcoming revolution.

[suityou01]

Phew, thank fook I'm not a BA on this gig then.

[Mich the Tester]

I have never worked in an IB environment

but is it in essence populated by loudmouthed fu<kwits in stripy suits effectively trying to blame everyone else for their own failings?

No.

Some of them wear plain suits.

[original PM]

everytime you guys quote me my phone beeps (cos I have the CUK app!)

makes me think I have some friends!