New BA started and he's hopelessly out of his depth

[DirtyDog]

Or I might be like Ricky Lambert.

A cheap, useless impersonator of Rickie Lambert?

[MarillionFan]

I was feeling a bit bad for suity, but now I'm rather looking forward to Monday. It's like your local non-league team making it to the 3rd round of the FA cup and bagging a fixture away to one of the top flight clubs. You may not support the team particularly or even much care for football, but by God it's going to be a great day out.

GO, SUITY!!!

What's the record for fastest substitution ever made in a football match?

[DirtyDog]

What's the record for fastest substitution ever made in a football match?

One minute for a tactical substitution (Bryne v Tromsdalen, 2006). Almost certainly sooner than that for injuries.

[Old Greg]

Or I might be like Ricky Lambert.

Exactly! That's the romance of the FA cup. The small guy is suddenly on the big stage. All eyes are on him, and we hope against hope that he doesn't fail publicly and miserably. Yes, defeat is a near certainty, but maybe he can put up a decent show for 45 minutes.

GO, SUITY!!!

[Old Greg]

One minute for a tactical substitution (Bryne v Tromsdalen, 2006). Almost certainly sooner than that for injuries.

And for enuresis?

[norrahe]

What's the record for fastest substitution ever made in a football match?

I think we'll have to wait at least a week or two before it all kicks off.