Reply to: New BA started and he's hopelessly out of his depth

[norrahe]

What's the record for fastest substitution ever made in a football match?

I think we'll have to wait at least a week or two before it all kicks off.

[Old Greg]

One minute for a tactical substitution (Bryne v Tromsdalen, 2006). Almost certainly sooner than that for injuries.

And for enuresis?

[Old Greg]

Or I might be like Ricky Lambert.

Exactly! That's the romance of the FA cup. The small guy is suddenly on the big stage. All eyes are on him, and we hope against hope that he doesn't fail publicly and miserably. Yes, defeat is a near certainty, but maybe he can put up a decent show for 45 minutes.

GO, SUITY!!!

[DirtyDog]

What's the record for fastest substitution ever made in a football match?

One minute for a tactical substitution (Bryne v Tromsdalen, 2006). Almost certainly sooner than that for injuries.

[MarillionFan]

I was feeling a bit bad for suity, but now I'm rather looking forward to Monday. It's like your local non-league team making it to the 3rd round of the FA cup and bagging a fixture away to one of the top flight clubs. You may not support the team particularly or even much care for football, but by God it's going to be a great day out.

GO, SUITY!!!

What's the record for fastest substitution ever made in a football match?

[DirtyDog]

Or I might be like Ricky Lambert.

A cheap, useless impersonator of Rickie Lambert?

[suityou01]

Or I might be like Ricky Lambert.

[Old Greg]

I was feeling a bit bad for suity, but now I'm rather looking forward to Monday. It's like your local non-league team making it to the 3rd round of the FA cup and bagging a fixture away to one of the top flight clubs. You may not support the team particularly or even much care for football, but by God it's going to be a great day out.

GO, SUITY!!!

[MarillionFan]

You assume that he'd make it out of the sick-bed.

Of course. His wife has clients from 9.30 so she always turfs him out.

[DirtyDog]

He'd trip over and get run over by a car before he even got to the cliff.

And then blame the PM.

You assume that he'd make it out of the sick-bed.

[cailin maith]

(Psst. SM. You need to quote him in your post for that to happen).

[cojak]

Have a f*****g beep.

(Psst. SM. You need to quote him in your post for that to happen).

[Scrag Meister]

Have a f*****g beep.

[Old Greg]

He'd trip over and get run over by a car before he even got to the cliff.

And then blame the PM.

[MarillionFan]

If everyone jumped off a cliff, would you do the same?

He'd trip over and get run over by a car before he even got to the cliff.