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...has a slithery lining?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
Excellent. Well done! For er, not having a broken bottom.Originally posted by rhubarb View PostYes everything turned out to be fine, thank you, so I went through all that for absolutely nothing.
I did get a rather lovely pair of disposable blue pants with a big slit in the back out of it though.
So you know, every cloud..
I'll take those pants off your hands for a tenner.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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watch it NLDYUK will have you working on the Docks!Originally posted by rhubarb View PostYes everything turned out to be fine, thank you, so I went through all that for absolutely nothing.
I did get a rather lovely pair of disposable blue pants with a big slit in the back out of it though.
So you know, every cloud..
Good news by the way.Comment
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again, in bold this time for added emphasis:Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostExcellent. Well done! For er, not having a broken bottom.
I'll take those pants off your hands for a tenner.
I have to say, you really do sound like a fun person to know.Comment
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Funtimes are my favourite type of times. So, yeah. You're right - I'm brill.Originally posted by rhubarb View PostI've said it before, and I'll say it again, in bold this time for added emphasis:
I have to say, you really do sound like a fun person to know.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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No need to PM, here you go:Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPM me the pics as usual - ta.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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And Joseph, son of Jacob did protest 'Doogie's nicked my coat'.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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It's cheerful, I like it. The wife does complain it hurts her eyes if I wear it when she's just woken up though. Well I think she's talking about the robe anyway.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
That is truly hideousOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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