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Previously on "Bad Morning"

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


    That is truly hideous
    It's cheerful, I like it. The wife does complain it hurts her eyes if I wear it when she's just woken up though. Well I think she's talking about the robe anyway.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    And Joseph, son of Jacob did protest 'Doogie's nicked my coat'.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    No need to PM, here you go:



    That is truly hideous

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    PM me the pics as usual - ta.
    No need to PM, here you go:

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
    I've said it before, and I'll say it again, in bold this time for added emphasis:

    I have to say, you really do sound like a fun person to know.
    Funtimes are my favourite type of times. So, yeah. You're right - I'm brill.

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  • rhubarb
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Excellent. Well done! For er, not having a broken bottom.

    I'll take those pants off your hands for a tenner.
    I've said it before, and I'll say it again, in bold this time for added emphasis:

    I have to say, you really do sound like a fun person to know.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
    Yes everything turned out to be fine, thank you, so I went through all that for absolutely nothing.
    I did get a rather lovely pair of disposable blue pants with a big slit in the back out of it though.
    So you know, every cloud..
    watch it NLDYUK will have you working on the Docks!

    Good news by the way.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
    Yes everything turned out to be fine, thank you, so I went through all that for absolutely nothing.
    I did get a rather lovely pair of disposable blue pants with a big slit in the back out of it though.
    So you know, every cloud..
    Excellent. Well done! For er, not having a broken bottom.

    I'll take those pants off your hands for a tenner.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
    Yes everything turned out to be fine, thank you, so I went through all that for absolutely nothing.
    I did get a rather lovely pair of disposable blue pants with a big slit in the back out of it though.
    So you know, every cloud..
    ...has a slithery lining?

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  • rhubarb
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

    Oh dear. Hope all is Ok
    Yes everything turned out to be fine, thank you, so I went through all that for absolutely nothing.
    I did get a rather lovely pair of disposable blue pants with a big slit in the back out of it though.
    So you know, every cloud..

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
    ...you're right. There does seem to be a particular theme to my posts.
    I am NOT poo obsessed I can assure you.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Be proud!
    One or two plan Bs for you here;

    What to do with Poo?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I'm still wearing my dressing gown... let me whip it off to find the label... aha it's from IKEA. I call it my Joseph gown because it is of many colours.

    And yes ladies (and gents that way inclined), I was briefly naked just now.
    PM me the pics as usual - ta.

    Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
    Perhaps I am just a touch obsessed right now.
    I seem to have spent a lot of time this past month, laying on my side, knees tucked into my chest while various things are stuck up my arse.
    Last thing to go up there was a film crew.
    Hmm. Dignified.

    I should really have posted in the "back door" thread yesterday.
    Well and truly bashed in.
    Oh dear. Hope all is Ok

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
    Perhaps I am just a touch obsessed right now.
    I seem to have spent a lot of time this past month, laying on my side, knees tucked into my chest while various things are stuck up my arse.
    Last thing to go up there was a film crew.
    Hmm. Dignified.

    I should really have posted in the "back door" thread yesterday.
    Well and truly bashed in.
    Don't you will get some posters over excited!

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  • rhubarb
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Be proud!
    Perhaps I am just a touch obsessed right now.
    I seem to have spent a lot of time this past month, laying on my side, knees tucked into my chest while various things are stuck up my arse.
    Last thing to go up there was a film crew.
    Hmm. Dignified.

    I should really have posted in the "back door" thread yesterday.
    Well and truly bashed in.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
    ...you're right. There does seem to be a particular theme to my posts.
    I am NOT poo obsessed I can assure you.
    Be proud!

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