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    #41
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    At least they left her alone. I can think of a few cities where someone would have nicked the turd.
    Or nicked her stilettos and left her standing on a couple of bricks.

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      #42
      Cotton Traders


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        #43
        rhubarb, your poopy posts make my day.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #44
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          rhubarb, your poopy posts make my day.
          ...you're right. There does seem to be a particular theme to my posts.
          I am NOT poo obsessed I can assure you.

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            #45
            Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
            ...you're right. There does seem to be a particular theme to my posts.
            I am NOT poo obsessed I can assure you.
            Be proud!
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #46
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Be proud!
              Perhaps I am just a touch obsessed right now.
              I seem to have spent a lot of time this past month, laying on my side, knees tucked into my chest while various things are stuck up my arse.
              Last thing to go up there was a film crew.
              Hmm. Dignified.

              I should really have posted in the "back door" thread yesterday.
              Well and truly bashed in.

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                #47
                Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
                Perhaps I am just a touch obsessed right now.
                I seem to have spent a lot of time this past month, laying on my side, knees tucked into my chest while various things are stuck up my arse.
                Last thing to go up there was a film crew.
                Hmm. Dignified.

                I should really have posted in the "back door" thread yesterday.
                Well and truly bashed in.
                Don't you will get some posters over excited!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  I'm still wearing my dressing gown... let me whip it off to find the label... aha it's from IKEA. I call it my Joseph gown because it is of many colours.

                  And yes ladies (and gents that way inclined), I was briefly naked just now.
                  PM me the pics as usual - ta.

                  Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
                  Perhaps I am just a touch obsessed right now.
                  I seem to have spent a lot of time this past month, laying on my side, knees tucked into my chest while various things are stuck up my arse.
                  Last thing to go up there was a film crew.
                  Hmm. Dignified.

                  I should really have posted in the "back door" thread yesterday.
                  Well and truly bashed in.
                  Oh dear. Hope all is Ok
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
                    ...you're right. There does seem to be a particular theme to my posts.
                    I am NOT poo obsessed I can assure you.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Be proud!
                    One or two plan Bs for you here;

                    What to do with Poo?
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

                      Oh dear. Hope all is Ok
                      Yes everything turned out to be fine, thank you, so I went through all that for absolutely nothing.
                      I did get a rather lovely pair of disposable blue pants with a big slit in the back out of it though.
                      So you know, every cloud..

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