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Previously on "Bad Morning"
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And Joseph, son of Jacob did protest 'Doogie's nicked my coat'.
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Originally posted by rhubarb View PostI've said it before, and I'll say it again, in bold this time for added emphasis:
I have to say, you really do sound like a fun person to know.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostExcellent. Well done! For er, not having a broken bottom.
I'll take those pants off your hands for a tenner.
I have to say, you really do sound like a fun person to know.
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Originally posted by rhubarb View PostYes everything turned out to be fine, thank you, so I went through all that for absolutely nothing.
I did get a rather lovely pair of disposable blue pants with a big slit in the back out of it though.
So you know, every cloud..
Good news by the way.
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Originally posted by rhubarb View PostYes everything turned out to be fine, thank you, so I went through all that for absolutely nothing.
I did get a rather lovely pair of disposable blue pants with a big slit in the back out of it though.
So you know, every cloud..
I'll take those pants off your hands for a tenner.
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Originally posted by rhubarb View PostYes everything turned out to be fine, thank you, so I went through all that for absolutely nothing.
I did get a rather lovely pair of disposable blue pants with a big slit in the back out of it though.
So you know, every cloud..
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
Oh dear. Hope all is Ok
I did get a rather lovely pair of disposable blue pants with a big slit in the back out of it though.
So you know, every cloud..
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Originally posted by rhubarb View Post...you're right. There does seem to be a particular theme to my posts.
I am NOT poo obsessed I can assure you.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostBe proud!
What to do with Poo?
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI'm still wearing my dressing gown... let me whip it off to find the label... aha it's from IKEA. I call it my Joseph gown because it is of many colours.
And yes ladies (and gents that way inclined), I was briefly naked just now.
Originally posted by rhubarb View PostPerhaps I am just a touch obsessed right now.
I seem to have spent a lot of time this past month, laying on my side, knees tucked into my chest while various things are stuck up my arse.
Last thing to go up there was a film crew.
Hmm. Dignified.
I should really have posted in the "back door" thread yesterday.
Well and truly bashed in.
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Originally posted by rhubarb View PostPerhaps I am just a touch obsessed right now.
I seem to have spent a lot of time this past month, laying on my side, knees tucked into my chest while various things are stuck up my arse.
Last thing to go up there was a film crew.
Hmm. Dignified.
I should really have posted in the "back door" thread yesterday.
Well and truly bashed in.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostBe proud!
I seem to have spent a lot of time this past month, laying on my side, knees tucked into my chest while various things are stuck up my arse.
Last thing to go up there was a film crew.
Hmm. Dignified.
I should really have posted in the "back door" thread yesterday.
Well and truly bashed in.
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Originally posted by rhubarb View Post...you're right. There does seem to be a particular theme to my posts.
I am NOT poo obsessed I can assure you.
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