Crimewatch - Madeleine McCann

[Hairy]

Good idea. You list all the attributes of a total twunt and when we have agreed them, I will prove within the bounds of normal argument that I do not possess at least one of the attributes.

That's going to be a lengthy discussion.

[Old Greg]

That's going to be a lengthy discussion.

I only have to be lucky once.

[Churchill]

As far as I'm aware there is no proof either way of your involvement.

The fact that I've never been to Portugal should sway a reasonable jury.

[mudskipper]

The fact that I've never been to Portugal should sway a reasonable jury.

Can you prove you've never been to Portugal?

[d000hg]

So we can surmise Hairy grew up with parents who kept him locked in, which is why he thinks it's normal...

[Churchill]

Can you prove you've never been to Portugal?

About as easily as you can prove I have.

[mudskipper]

About as easily as you can prove I have.

Eureka.

[Hairy]

So we can surmise Hairy grew up with parents who kept him locked in, which is why he thinks it's normal...

At night, yes, locked the doors and everything, and on holiday. Stopped us being kidnapped. We adore them.

Now, again, do you lock your doors at night?

[Churchill]

Eureka.

We know that the McCann's were in Portugal.

We don't know for certain what happened to their daughter Madeleine.

There is no proof that she was abducted.

[Old Greg]

About as easily as you can prove I have.

As far as I'm aware there is no proof either way as to whether you've been to Portugal.