Crimewatch - Madeleine McCann

[MaryPoppins]

Get the dinner on, Wench! I'm ******** starving!

Piss off!

[Churchill]

Piss off!

Date duly noted in Diary.

Oi Lads, rag week!

[minestrone]

No, not a bit. Happy as Larry, as are we. It's not point scoring, it's simply listing a fact, you conveniently keep forgetting. I think that's telling, and more inline with your accusation, but, hey, what do I know...

I don't think you'll find many people here who would leave their kids unlocked in their house, let alone an apartment/house in Portugal. But, hey, if that gave the kids issue later in life, being kept safe, then it's a chance I am willing to take. I wouldn't want to take the alternative option.

You don't have kids do you. I think this is a good thing.

I choose not to share these things, unlike yourself who has told us 93 times on this thread.

[Churchill]

I choose not to share these things, unlike yourself who has told us 93 times on this thread.

You counted them, didn't you? Go on, admit it!

[Hairy]

I choose not to share these things, unlike yourself who has told us 93 times on this thread.

You counted? I'm touched.

I guess we'll go for a no on that. Darwin, a fine man.

[Old Greg]

I wasn't in Portugal at the time because I've never been to Portugal.

Now, if you can prove I'm lying then go ahead.

As far as I'm aware there is no proof either way of your involvement.

[minestrone]

You counted? I'm touched.

I guess we'll go for a no on that. Darwin, a fine man.

Well clearly your kids need to be saved as much as Maddy does.

[Alias]

You counted? I'm touched...

Touching is a no no...

[Hairy]

Well clearly your kids need to be saved as much as Maddy does.

Oooh, that's a bit nasty now isn't it. It's really hurt me. Honest.

As I said: Darwin. A fine man.

[Old Greg]

Prove you are not a total twunt.

Good idea. You list all the attributes of a total twunt and when we have agreed them, I will prove within the bounds of normal argument that I do not possess at least one of the attributes.