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I'm not a bad person, I just do bad things

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    #41
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I am the opposite. I try and avoid using my own loo in case I block it.
    Mine's not a conscious thing - I don't actively decide not to go. My bowels have a mind of their own.

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      #42
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      Mine's not a conscious thing - I don't actively decide not to go. My bowels have a mind of their own.
      I take it That's your excuse and you're sticking to it.
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #43
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        That is probably the hottest thing any man's ever said to me.
        don't drink from the beaker on her bedside!

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          #44
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          Mine's not a conscious thing - I don't actively decide not to go. My bowels have a mind of their own.
          Here's a new avatar for you then:

          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #45
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            Mine's not a conscious thing - I don't actively decide not to go. My bowels have a mind of their own.
            Like a man's willy?
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #46
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Like a man's willy?
              You are disgusting.





              I actually don't understand people who time their toilet trips they obviously need to eat more fibre.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #47
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Like a man's willy?
                  Do you often suffer from unwanted boner syndrome in public places?
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    Do you often suffer from unwanted boner syndrome in public places?
                    Only when he's near playgrounds.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Only when he's near playgrounds.
                      How are you coping with the parole restrictions?

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