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I'm not a bad person, I just do bad things
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Mine's not a conscious thing - I don't actively decide not to go. My bowels have a mind of their own. -
I take it That's your excuse and you're sticking to it.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostMine's not a conscious thing - I don't actively decide not to go. My bowels have a mind of their own.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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don't drink from the beaker on her bedside!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThat is probably the hottest thing any man's ever said to me.Comment
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Here's a new avatar for you then:Originally posted by mudskipper View PostMine's not a conscious thing - I don't actively decide not to go. My bowels have a mind of their own.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Like a man's willy?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostMine's not a conscious thing - I don't actively decide not to go. My bowels have a mind of their own.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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You are disgusting.Originally posted by d000hg View PostLike a man's willy?

I actually don't understand people who time their toilet trips they obviously need to eat more fibre."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Do you often suffer from unwanted boner syndrome in public places?Originally posted by d000hg View PostLike a man's willy?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Only when he's near playgrounds.Originally posted by doodab View PostDo you often suffer from unwanted boner syndrome in public places?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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How are you coping with the parole restrictions?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOnly when he's near playgrounds.Comment
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