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    Holiday Breeding

    Anyone thinking of having children over the summer?
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    Have or conceive?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      Anyone thinking of having children over the summer?


      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #4
        Just practising
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #5
          Holiday breeding was curtailed due to mosquito bite on end of knob
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            Originally posted by Paddy View Post
            Holiday breeding was curtailed due to mosquito bite on end of knob
            Owwww

            I once got stung by nettles on my knob. Stood there pissing in a lay by and a gust of wind blew a nettle onto my bell end. It swelled up like a purple light bulb and I had to rub ointment into it for a few days. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Originally posted by Paddy View Post
              Holiday breeding was curtailed due to mosquito bite on end of knob
              What? she couldn't see your willy because the mosquito was blocking it?
              Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                #8
                You'd think she'd have been pleased it was twice as big.

                Also Mich, we don't want to know about you rubbing ointment onto you swollen purple end. Well those who do can PM you...
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Also Mich, we don't want to know about you rubbing ointment onto you swollen purple end. Well those who do can PM you...
                  I know; I've only just found out how popular I am! I certainly didn't expect that from him!
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    Owwww

                    I once got stung by nettles on my knob. Stood there pissing in a lay by and a gust of wind blew a nettle onto my bell end. It swelled up like a purple light bulb and I had to rub ointment into it for a few days. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!
                    Next time, give me a shout. I could get you a nice little earner.

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