Anyone thinking of having children over the summer?
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Have or conceive?
Hard Brexit now!
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Just practising“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Holiday breeding was curtailed due to mosquito bite on end of knob"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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OwwwwOriginally posted by Paddy View Post
I once got stung by nettles on my knob. Stood there pissing in a lay by and a gust of wind blew a nettle onto my bell end. It swelled up like a purple light bulb and I had to rub ointment into it for a few days. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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What? she couldn't see your willy because the mosquito was blocking it?Originally posted by Paddy View PostLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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You'd think she'd have been pleased it was twice as big.
Also Mich, we don't want to know about you rubbing ointment onto you swollen purple end. Well those who do can PM you...Originally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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I know; I've only just found out how popular I am! I certainly didn't expect that from him!Originally posted by d000hg View PostAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Next time, give me a shout. I could get you a nice little earner.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostComment
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