Holiday Breeding

[mudskipper]

Owwww

I once got stung by nettles on my knob. Stood there pissing in a lay by and a gust of wind blew a nettle onto my bell end. It swelled up like a purple light bulb and I had to rub ointment into it for a few days. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

Be glad you don't have to squat. Ladies peeing in the bushes are exactly nettle height.

[bobspud]

Holiday breeding was curtailed due to mosquito bite on end of knob

Thats what you told the mrs anyway

[Paddy]

Both of my children were conceived on holiday which is why we named them after the locations conceived.

We love both Bognor and Terminal 5.

No Airbus Loo ?

[MarillionFan]

Anyone thinking of having children over the summer?

Both of my children were conceived on holiday which is why we named them after the locations conceived.

We love both Bognor and Terminal 5.

[sasguru]

You'd think she'd have been pleased it was twice as big.

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Maybe she didn't notice.

[northernladyuk]

Owwww

I once got stung by nettles on my knob. Stood there pissing in a lay by and a gust of wind blew a nettle onto my bell end. It swelled up like a purple light bulb and I had to rub ointment into it for a few days. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

Next time, give me a shout. I could get you a nice little earner.

[Mich the Tester]

Also Mich, we don't want to know about you rubbing ointment onto you swollen purple end. Well those who do can PM you...

I know; I've only just found out how popular I am! I certainly didn't expect that from him!

[d000hg]

You'd think she'd have been pleased it was twice as big.

Also Mich, we don't want to know about you rubbing ointment onto you swollen purple end. Well those who do can PM you...

[DodgyAgent]

Holiday breeding was curtailed due to mosquito bite on end of knob

What? she couldn't see your willy because the mosquito was blocking it?

[Mich the Tester]

Holiday breeding was curtailed due to mosquito bite on end of knob

Owwww

I once got stung by nettles on my knob. Stood there pissing in a lay by and a gust of wind blew a nettle onto my bell end. It swelled up like a purple light bulb and I had to rub ointment into it for a few days. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

[Paddy]

Holiday breeding was curtailed due to mosquito bite on end of knob

[darmstadt]

Just practising

[SimonMac]

Anyone thinking of having children over the summer?

[sasguru]

Have or conceive?

[TheFaQQer]

Anyone thinking of having children over the summer?