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Be glad you don't have to squat. Ladies peeing in the bushes are exactly nettle height.
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Both of my children were conceived on holiday which is why we named them after the locations conceived.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostAnyone thinking of having children over the summer?
We love both Bognor and Terminal 5.
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Next time, give me a shout. I could get you a nice little earner.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostOwwww
I once got stung by nettles on my knob. Stood there pissing in a lay by and a gust of wind blew a nettle onto my bell end. It swelled up like a purple light bulb and I had to rub ointment into it for a few days. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!
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I know; I've only just found out how popular I am! I certainly didn't expect that from him!Originally posted by d000hg View PostAlso Mich, we don't want to know about you rubbing ointment onto you swollen purple end. Well those who do can PM you...
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You'd think she'd have been pleased it was twice as big.
Also Mich, we don't want to know about you rubbing ointment onto you swollen purple end. Well those who do can PM you...
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What? she couldn't see your willy because the mosquito was blocking it?Originally posted by Paddy View PostHoliday breeding was curtailed due to mosquito bite on end of knob
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OwwwwOriginally posted by Paddy View PostHoliday breeding was curtailed due to mosquito bite on end of knob
I once got stung by nettles on my knob. Stood there pissing in a lay by and a gust of wind blew a nettle onto my bell end. It swelled up like a purple light bulb and I had to rub ointment into it for a few days. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!
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