Holiday Breeding

[sasguru]

You'd think she'd have been pleased it was twice as big.

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Maybe she didn't notice.

[MarillionFan]

Anyone thinking of having children over the summer?

Both of my children were conceived on holiday which is why we named them after the locations conceived.

We love both Bognor and Terminal 5.

[Paddy]

Both of my children were conceived on holiday which is why we named them after the locations conceived.

We love both Bognor and Terminal 5.

No Airbus Loo ?

[bobspud]

Holiday breeding was curtailed due to mosquito bite on end of knob

Thats what you told the mrs anyway

[mudskipper]

Owwww

I once got stung by nettles on my knob. Stood there pissing in a lay by and a gust of wind blew a nettle onto my bell end. It swelled up like a purple light bulb and I had to rub ointment into it for a few days. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

Be glad you don't have to squat. Ladies peeing in the bushes are exactly nettle height.